With the Jersey Shore kids now living in the lap of luxury, wearing only the most expensive Ed Hardy crap and eating the finest pickles flown in from France, those crazy syphilis-ridden kids are going on strike until MTV realizes what precious little snowflakes they are and up their salary. Seriously. These jack-off are demanding more money to drink, work out and and bone. Yup, nothing wrong with that.
The cast of Jersey Shore is so dissatisfied over their contract situation that they refused to shoot scenes for the upcoming third season until they get a better deal … this according to sources connected with the show. The cast was supposed to begin shooting “at home” scenes today for season three, but we’re told JWoww, Ronnie, Sammi, Pauly D and Vinny — who are spread out between New York and Rhode Island — told the crews they weren’t shooting without new contracts. SOURCE
Are you kidding? Do they think MTV can’t find another batch of poorly-tattooed idiots with VD who have no actual life-skills but make up for it in narcissism? You can’t even swing a dead cat here in Montreal without hitting at least two of those. Hey MTV! I have a great idea for a new show! I hope you like poutines and completely insufferable accents!