Jennifer Love Hewitt really doesn’t understand men

Proving once and for all that Jennifer Love Hewitt knows absolutely nothing about men, JLoHew (please don’t make me spell out her entire name again, I beg of you) was spotted reading a book about how men love bitches, because everyone knows that a person – doesn’t have to be a man or a woman here, because they’re all the same – who is demanding, high-maintenance and bossy is just prime marriage material. Look how well Kim Kardashian‘s 72-day marriage went! TMZ reports:

It was a cold rainy day in L.A. yesterday and single lady Jennifer Love Hewitt tried to find some companionship with the self-help book Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl — A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship. In the past, the 32-year-old has been linked to Carson Daly, John Mayer, Ross McCall, Jamie Kennedy and most recently an actor named Jarod Einsohn.

I can tell you for a fact that no, no one loves bitches. Maybe in the bedroom, that can be a turn-on, but absolutely no one, man or woman, gay or straight or bi, wants to date someone who is constantly bitching them out all the time. Reading this book is the equivalent of picking up a book called Mace Him Straight in the Cock! Men Love it!

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