Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant!
June 4, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay

Jennifer Love Hewitt, or JLoHew as the kids are calling her (note: no kids are calling her this) has spent the past couple years playing up the whole plucky single person lookin’ for love angle so hard that she actually once said that she has three rings picked out for anyone who wants to propose to her. Well, the good news is that her luck may be turning around because according to Us Weekly, JLoHew (the name just gets worse the more I repeat it, I’ll stop now) is pregnant with her first child …

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant and expecting her first child with actor Brian Hallisay, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. “We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family,” the Client List costars tell Us in a statement. A source says Hewitt is about three months along. The couple began dating 15 months ago after reconnecting on the set of their hit Lifetime show; they previously appeared on the short-lived NBC series Love Bites. Hewitt was previously engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall, whom she began dating in 2005. They called it quits in late 2008 and Hewitt went on to date her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy from 2009 to 2010.

The good news here is that we can all stop playing up her unlucky in love thing, and now focus on what really matters: Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to have enormous pregnancy boobs. I mean, those things are already huge, but can you imagine? Because I can’t, what with the gayness and all.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.