Jennifer Lopez is ready to sue on Casper’s behalf!

Yesterday, we reported on a rumor that Jennifer Lopez‘s back-up dancer boy toy, Casper Smart, was seen ducking into what looked like an exotic massage / gay peep show for ten minutes. Guess who didn’t like that rumor? That’s right, here comes La Lopez with the her lawyers threatening lawsuits against anyone who dare claims her post-divorce-bang was unfaithful, via EW

Jennifer Lopez is fighting back at tabloid reports that her boyfriend, Beau “Casper” Smart, recently visited a so-called “exotic massage parlor” and a gay porn shop in New York City. “These statements are false, malicious and defamatory,” the couple’s attorneys, Howard Weitzman and Shawn Holley, said in a statement this morning. “Ms. Lopez and Mr. Smart will pursue all remedies available to them under the law.” Star magazine and In Touch quote a, um, masseuse and an employee of the porn shop who claim that Smart, 25, stopped by the Hell’s Kitchen parlor for about 10 minutes the day before he helped Lopez celebrate her 43rd birthday and has visited the adults-only store. Lopez and Smart’s lawyers have demanded an immediate retraction or they will file suit against the mags, according to a source.

Look, I honestly doubt that Casper would cheat on an attractive woman who buys him trucks, because holy crap, who wouldn’t want a deal like that? That being said, when there are people taking pcis of you everywhere you go, and your girlfriend out of your league, maybe avoid, I don’t know, BEING PHOTOGRAPHED OUTSIDE OF A GAY PORN / WHACK-OFF / EXOTIC MASSAGE BUILDING.

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart

[PHOTO | FRANK MICELOTTA \ FOX]

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