Jennifer Lopez is the female Benjamin Button!

Jennifer Lopez - Harper's Bazaar February 2013

There are few things in life that get better with age—cheeses, wines, and, of course, Jennifer Lopez (43). The singer, actress, dancer, entrepreneur, etc. covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar and looks absolutely incredible. Although Lopez looks fine on the newsstand cover (top), it’s the subscriber cover (bottom) that blew our minds. We can’t decide if it’s the disco ball Fendi dress or the metallic Tom Ford sandals but regardless, we’re drawn to it like gay moths to a shiny flame.

The article is pretty basic cover story fare. That damn Versace dress that she wore to the Grammys sometime in the 1800s is mentioned … again. Can we sidebar here to rail against interviewers that still ask about the dress? Are we, as a society, so stuck in the past? What about Ms. Lopez’s many other accomplishments since then? How can we forget her star turn in the greatest film of our generation, Enough? I never want to hear about the green Versace dress again. I doubt I’ll get my way though.

Jennifer Lopez - Harper's Bazaar February 2013

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Craig is an aspiring writer living in New York like every other aspiring writer in this world. He’d like to think that his work has been featured in a variety of publications but it hasn’t. Craig is well-versed in all things Britney Spears, Marvel Comics, and America’s Next Top Model (but he’s rather hazy on the later seasons). He can be reached on Twitter at @HauteCraigture.

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