Jennifer Lopez’s emotional breakdown on stage!

Remember when Jennifer Lopez split from Marc Anthony? Because she sure does and God help her, there’s no way in hell she’s going to let you forget it either! Actually, she’s going to make sure you don’t forget ANY of her break-ups, and will trot them all out in her stage act and then cry about it because sympathy is totally big money these days. From Us Weekly:

With thousands of adoring fans looking on, the newly-single mom got emotional during a love song montage that paid tribute to three of her most high-profile romances; with male dancers playing the parts of exes Diddy, Ben Affleck and Marc Anthony, Lopez, 42, teared up during what she called a “trip down memory lane.” Why the waterworks, exactly? “It was the Marc part of the montage which choked her up,” a Lopez source explains to Us Weekly of Anthony, 43. She and the father to her twins Max and Emme, 2, announced the end of their 7-year marriage in July. “She can’t help but feel sad over the loss of a marriage that went on for so long. She’s emotional about the whole thing still.”

Look, I’m not saying that JLo faked the tears, because I’m not about to say that someone faked being upset about a break-up. No one is that heartless. That being said, it’s basically planned sadness. You can’t meticulously plan out your emotions for the sake of maximizing the emotional feedback. Your feelings are not something that can be packaged and distributed like fucking TV dinners. If you’re going to try and play that card, don’t expect me to feel sorry for you.

Jennifer Lopez

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Kim Kardashian Things We Don't Want To See: Kim Kardashian upcoming book of her selfies! Evil Beet
Jennifer Aniston: Justin Theroux 'will put a gun to my head' if I get fillers like Botox! Celebitchy
Britney Spears is flaunting her (26th) new body with some very sexy pictures ... PopSugar
Jared Leto has been looking like Jesus for a while–now he is taking it even further ... SOW
Perennially constipated Kristen Stewart has lots to say in the new issue of ELLE The Blemish
Sorry everyone, but Kate Upton is not planning to get naked anytime soon! ICYDK
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have way more money than they should have! Celebslam
OMG, smelt it, dealt it ... Lady Gaga dropped a new fragrance–EAU DE GAGA OMG Blog
Madame Tussauds just unveiled their brand-new Selena Gomez wax figure Hollywood Tuna
Hottie Matthew Terry covers DANSK magazine's new autumn / winter issue! Oh La La
Oh, it's just Beyoncé reminding us (AGAIN) she's still in love with her husband ... Dlisted