As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren’t great, sure, but she’s a good girl. That being said, the fact that she ran into Perez Hilton and gave him, at best, a stern talking to for basically just being a shitty gossip blogger? Dammit to hell, Aniston. Dammit straight to hell.
“I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner with a girlfriend and we were driving out and I saw this tall, long, lean person and I say, “Who is that?” And she says, “I think that’s Perez Hilton.” I said, “No. I have to say something to him. I have to.” So I pulled up and we were sort of scoping each other out as I was pulling the car up. I just rolled down the window and I was like, “Hi.” And he went, “Hi.” We stood there like two deer in headlights. And I just said, “Come here. Just talk to me for a second.” It was one of those great moments. It was a lovely meeting and I was just like, “Why are you so mean?” SOURCE
That’s it? “Why are you so mean?” For God’s sake, woman, this is the asshole who not only makes fun of celebrities despite being one himself, but he makes the rest of us gossip bloggers look bad! He even managed to ruin Rihanna‘s S&M music video for me, that chubby fuck. THROW SOMETHING AT HIM! Just not anything that plugs into a wall, okay? Those things can do some permanent damage.