Taking a page from every crappy 90’s daytime talk show that featured white trash hating on white trash, Jennifer Aniston decided to liven things up on the set of a movie by hucking a chair at her director. Whether or not she did so while shouting “YOU DON’T KNOW ME! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! UH-HUH! I DO WHAT I WANT!” has yet to be confirmed, but if I had to guess? Yes. The Huffington Post reports:
Aniston recently took a rare trip behind the camera to create one of the shorts that comprises Lifetime’s Project Five, a TV movie about breast cancer. And, given what she tells Elle in their new issue about an incident she had on set of one of the films in which she acted, we’d expect off-screen assistants were treated pretty well on her project. “I threw a chair at a director. It wasn’t my proudest moment,” she tells the magazine “He was treating a script supervisor horribly … When the director walked in, I threw a chair at him. I missed, of course. I was like, ‘You can’t speak to people like that.’ I can’t tolerate it.”
Okay, so I know he didn’t actually direct it, but considering he was responsible for it, please please PLEASE tell me she threw it at Adam Sandler. Christ, remember when he used to make good(ish) movies? Now he just goes on vacations on his company’s budget and brings a camera with him. At this point, every Sandler movie follows the same basic premise: go to a nice island, throw a couple of smug misanthropic jokes out there that appeal to the lowest common denominator, then wheel out Nick Swardson to annoy the audience into submission. Lather, rinse, repeat.