And by “sex tape” I mean a viral video she made to promote Smart Water, which is like regular bottled water except the bottle looks nicer. Yeah, it’s about time those landfills start prettying themselves up a bit. Anyway, it’s basically what happens when you get a focus group together and try to come up with something funny. Although it does feature Jennifer Aniston kicking someone in the balls which is, in my book, 24-karat comedic gold.
Anyway, check out the video if you want to. It’s not the best thing there is, but Jennifer is charming in it, there are a bunch of puppies, and most importantly, it’s not the most embarrassing celebrity-related video on the net right now. At no point does she scream “WINNING” into the camera, and there’s no sign of Chris Brown‘s pencil dick anywhere, so consider this the least awful thing you’ll probably witness today.