jennifer aniston has a chastity pillow!

jennifer aniston has a chastity pillow!
June 14, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Because we just can’t get enough of hearing about Jennifer Aniston‘s sex life, John C. Reilly admitted that during their sex scene in The Good Girl (yeah, I completely forgot that movie even existed too,) Aniston essentially wore an entire suit of armor just so she wouldn’t have to touch him. Most people just wear a condom, but hey, to-may-to, to-mah-to really.

Reilly said: “It’s all dark and she’s a little tense ’cause a sex scene is going to happen. So I get there and she’s under the covers and I’m like, ‘OK, I guess they just want me to get in position here’. So I climb into the bed, she opens up the sheet and I swear, she had two pairs of sweatpants on, winter socks, a long-sleeved t-shirt. Her body is basically like a burqa from the neck down.

“And I go, ‘OK, I guess I’ll just get on top of you now’, and she’s like, ‘Can I get the chastity pillow please?’ I’m like what the hell is a chastity pillow? And they bring out this big black pillow that she puts between her legs. And from that moment on, I went from Robert Palmer to the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. ‘I’m sorry, I guess I’ll just hump the pillow!'” SOURCE

Well, if it makes him feel better, I heard that most people can’t even fuck Paris Hilton without wearing a full Hazmat suit. Even then, they can only do it through a hole in a two inch wall of lead, and afterward, they take you out back and hose you down with a mix of penicillin and lye. I guess what I’m trying to say here is that there’s always someone uglier and more disease-ridden then you.