Because we just can’t get enough of hearing about Jennifer Aniston‘s sex life, John C. Reilly admitted that during their sex scene in The Good Girl (yeah, I completely forgot that movie even existed too,) Aniston essentially wore an entire suit of armor just so she wouldn’t have to touch him. Most people just wear a condom, but hey, to-may-to, to-mah-to really.
Reilly said: “It’s all dark and she’s a little tense ’cause a sex scene is going to happen. So I get there and she’s under the covers and I’m like, ‘OK, I guess they just want me to get in position here’. So I climb into the bed, she opens up the sheet and I swear, she had two pairs of sweatpants on, winter socks, a long-sleeved t-shirt. Her body is basically like a burqa from the neck down.
“And I go, ‘OK, I guess I’ll just get on top of you now’, and she’s like, ‘Can I get the chastity pillow please?’ I’m like what the hell is a chastity pillow? And they bring out this big black pillow that she puts between her legs. And from that moment on, I went from Robert Palmer to the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. ‘I’m sorry, I guess I’ll just hump the pillow!'” SOURCE
Well, if it makes him feel better, I heard that most people can’t even fuck Paris Hilton without wearing a full Hazmat suit. Even then, they can only do it through a hole in a two inch wall of lead, and afterward, they take you out back and hose you down with a mix of penicillin and lye. I guess what I’m trying to say here is that there’s always someone uglier and more disease-ridden then you.