Jenna Jameson got arrested for a DUI

Earlier in the morning today, Jenna Jameson sucked a few too many down (1) rammed herself head-first into a pole (2) and was then taken down by men in uniform. (THREE! Three sexual innuendos in one opening sentence! Ah! Ah! Ah!) Anyway, TMZ released the tape from the 911 call, and it’s all kinds of messy and depressing. TMZ reports:

TMZ obtained the 911 call made by a woman who claims she witnessed the porn legend driving like a drunk person before she smashed her Range Rover into a pole in Orange County, CA just after midnight. “I was actually getting ready to call you guys because she was drunk,” the caller told the 911 operator … adding, “Next thing I know she went into the pole.” The caller asked Jenna if she needed paramedics, to which she replied, “No, I just want to go.” She can later be heard wailing in the background, “I’m Jenna Jameson.”

Oh sweetie … look, I feel bad for her, but I kinda want to go all Cher in Moonstruck on the bitch so she’ll SNAP OUT OF IT! Sweetie, you got drunk and got behind the wheel of a car. You could have killed yourself or others. No one’s going to just let you go no matter who you are. Also, just putting this out there, but maybe screaming your name at people after committing a crime might not be the best idea.

Jenna Jameson

[PHOTO | TMZ]

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