Jay-Z threw some shade at Miley Cyrus’ twerking

Miley Cyrus

In case you were wondering what Jay-Z thought of all of Miley Cyrus‘ twerking:

  1. Wait, seriously? That’s … WHAT?
  2. Turns out, he’s not a fan.

In a new song off his upcoming album, Magna Carta Holy Grail (Jay-Z sees your Yeezus, Kanye West, AND HE RAISES BIG TIME!) Jay-Z throws just the perfect amount of shade at Miley over her newfound addiction to twerking all over the place. Via Fishwrapper

When I was talking Instagram / Last thing you wanted was your picture snapped / Feds still lurking / They see I’m still putting work in/ Cause somewhereinamerica / Miley Cyrus is still twerkin’, ha! / Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk / Twerk, Miley, Miley, twerk / Twerk, Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley, twerk / Twerk, yeah, ugh-huh / Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley / Only in America

First off, twerking? Seriously, that word is just terrible on so many levels. It sounds like the side-effect of some horrible venereal disease. “Ugh, I don’t know what happened last night, but I’ve been twerking all day long. I really hope this isn’t incurable…” Second, I get that twerking is what bored white kids on Twitter and Tumblr do when they aren’t spouting blind moral outrage to try and seem intelligent, but if you’re a skinny, assless white person? Don’t twerk. You need to have an ass to bounce it. Otherwise you’re just shaking your lower-back.

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