Good news, everyone! You can now add Jason Statham to the long list of sexy, respected actors who absolutely cannot stand Kim Kardashian. In a new interview with Details magazine, Jason was asked whether or not he considered himself a brand. This is his response in its entirety, including his actions that directly precluded his rant on why Kim is a famewhore devil:
Guiding me on a tour of the weapon racks in the martial-arts section, he frequently involves my personal space to demonstrate the proper radius and delivery speed of a knife, an axe, a sword, or a club. Picking up a dummy gun, he’s instantly disappointed—it’s just a stick wrapped in tape—and reaches for an alarmingly authentic samurai sword I want no part of.
“Do you think of yourself as a brand?” I ask.
“Fahk no,” he smirks. “Why should I?”
“People see a guaranteed $30 million a film as a brand in need of management.”
“Fahk ’em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.”
For some reason, I just pictured an action movie where Jason drives a car through five buildings before crashing it into Kim’s McMansion, blowing it up in a fiery explosion while Jason eats a live grenade covered in razor blades. To paraphrase Patton Oswalt, STATHAM! YELL IT WHILE YOU’RE BANGING!