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Jason Statham also hates Kim Kardashian

Jason Statham also hates Kim Kardashian
March 21, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Jason Statham

Good news, everyone! You can now add Jason Statham to the long list of sexy, respected actors who absolutely cannot stand Kim Kardashian. In a new interview with Details magazine, Jason was asked whether or not he considered himself a brand. This is his response in its entirety, including his actions that directly precluded his rant on why Kim is a famewhore devil:

Guiding me on a tour of the weapon racks in the martial-arts section, he frequently involves my personal space to demonstrate the proper radius and delivery speed of a knife, an axe, a sword, or a club. Picking up a dummy gun, he’s instantly disappointed—it’s just a stick wrapped in tape—and reaches for an alarmingly authentic samurai sword I want no part of.

“Do you think of yourself as a brand?” I ask.

Fahk no,” he smirks. “Why should I?”

“People see a guaranteed $30 million a film as a brand in need of management.”

“Fahk ’em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.”

For some reason, I just pictured an action movie where Jason drives a car through five buildings before crashing it into Kim’s McMansion, blowing it up in a fiery explosion while Jason eats a live grenade covered in razor blades. To paraphrase Patton Oswalt, STATHAM! YELL IT WHILE YOU’RE BANGING!

Jason Statham