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January Jones’ baby was fathered by a married man?

January Jones’ baby was fathered by a married man?
May 19, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
January Jones

And the plot thickens … in a twist of events that really isn’t much of a twist when you consider this is the same woman whose been photographed drunk almost as much as Lindsay Lohan and didn’t even originally know the father of her own baby, The Daily is reporting that it turns out January Jones may have gotten pregnant by a married man. Because really, the only thing this story needed was a bit of adultery to spice things up.

So basically, the father is now being pinned down to (A) Someone who worked on the set of X-Men: The First Class, and (B) Someone who was married to someone who was January. Which is why I’m going to go ahead and say it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Think about it: She does play a leading role in a workplace drama set in the golden days, and Arnold is powerless against secretary ass. He probably signed on for a cameo just so he could hit it. “X-Men? Vhat the hell is that? I just vant to screw zee blonde and zen hide it from my vife for a decade. Ah, zee hell vith it, vhere do I sign?”

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