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James Deen: Lindsay Lohan was like a child lashing out

James Deen: Lindsay Lohan was like a child lashing out

James Deen and Lindsay Lohan

Ever since The Canyons went from “micro-budget indie-flick” to “neutron star levels of implosion,” James Deen has been quite possibly the only sane, rational person on the film, doing his absolute best to put on a happy face and try and make lemonade out of burning, screaming lemons. Well, after both Sundance and SXSW passed on the movie, citing Lindsay Lohan as a big reason for the snub, I’m guessing Deen snapped a little, because even he’s slamming Lindsay on the record now. Via The Sun

He said: “There were days when she would scream and yell and cry and refuse to come out. “In porn I am used to working with professionals who are courteous to others. But Lindsay was like a child lashing out.” “We were all standing round naked and the next thing Lindsay was screaming, ‘Put your clothes on. For the love of God put your clothes on’. “So we all put our robes on. But then she sat on the bed topless. When I asked her why she said she was ‘allowed to’. “With that I dropped my towel — and she stormed off set. She then refused to return until the entire crew stripped.”

Seriously, James as just been so peachy keen and polite ever since he was first cast on the movie, so I’m assuming it took a lot for him to just psychologically break.

James: Lindsay, why did you drive your car through the set?
Lindsay: What? It worked on Herbie.
James: There’s an intern embedded in the grill of your car.
Lindsay: Well jeez, James, I’m sorry if you don’t run over interns in porn, but this is Hollywood. Am I right, Ginny the magical talking gin bottle?
Ginny: He’s just jealous because you’re going to win an Oscar!
James: I’m going back to porn and never looking back.