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Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t have a boyfriend (yet!)

Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t have a boyfriend (yet!)
March 24, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Jake Gyllenhaal

So Jake Gyllenhaal was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, where he kinda-sorta-but-not-really addressed the rumors of his gayness. Sadly, he didn’t just say “Yes”. Anyway, Jake talked about how, during a press tour for Brokeback Mountain, he was caught in a seemingly compromising position with his best friend that could have been misconstrued as being super gay but totally wasn’t. Uh-huh. Sure thing. I’m not gay either, my friend and I just spilled baby oil all over our clothes so we had to take them off to wash them, but we still had baby oil on us so we decided to rub it off each other by using our naked bodies. Also, in the course of events, penis were inserted into places that feel totally awesome. But there’s nothing gay about that. No sirree.

Jake Gyllenhaal