There are many, many things one should not do in a bathroom. Like, TONS of shit that’s not supposed to go down in there. Like soliciting sex from an undercover cop, or trying to take a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal at SXSW while he’s trying to take a leak. Unless you offer to pay him $500, which is honestly a pretty decent price of something like that.
We’re told Jake was in the restroom, doing his thing, when a guy snapped off a pic. Not cool! Although there are rumors a fight went down, we’re told Jake simply talked to the guy — who understood his mistake — and eventually the pic was deleted. Guess the guy realized it was a sh*tty thing to do. SOURCE
And of course, there were “eye witnesses” who said that Jake started a fight mid-piss, which seems kinda fucking stupid when you consider the likelihood of someone starting a fight with their vulnerable little guy hanging out like that. Bitch please, don’t pee on my leg and tell me that shower ain’t golden.