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Jackass Is gay!

Jackass Is gay!
October 14, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Because apparently someone out there couldn’t quite figure out that the show where guys tie toy helicopters to their penises might be about as straight as a bedspring, the gang from Jackass went on the record in Vanity Fair to say that the show is super gay and that if you don’t like it, well you’re probably a gaycist asshole anyway, so really, who cares what you think? Go burn some more crosses, Goebbels.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too. SOURCE

You just know that somewhere out there, some backwoods fratboy just shat himself. “You mean sticking toy cars up your ass is … gay? I ain’t no queer! TITS BEERS AND JERRRBS! DERP A DERPY DURRRRRR!” Yeah, this is honestly what every anti-gay statement sounds like to me at this point.