Because apparently someone out there couldn’t quite figure out that the show where guys tie toy helicopters to their penises might be about as straight as a bedspring, the gang from Jackass went on the record in Vanity Fair to say that the show is super gay and that if you don’t like it, well you’re probably a gaycist asshole anyway, so really, who cares what you think? Go burn some more crosses, Goebbels.
Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too. SOURCE
You just know that somewhere out there, some backwoods fratboy just shat himself. “You mean sticking toy cars up your ass is … gay? I ain’t no queer! TITS BEERS AND JERRRBS! DERP A DERPY DURRRRRR!” Yeah, this is honestly what every anti-gay statement sounds like to me at this point.