it’s a girl named suri! tomkitten has arrived!



NEW DETAILS JUST IN…

The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long!








breaking news! oh my gosh! i just went downstairs for some gelato and look what happens! katie holmes has given birth to the tomkitten! ah a nice bowl of warm placenta soup looks like dinner tonight for cruise! can you add cheese to that?



also katie gave birth on the same day that brooke shields gave birth to a healthy baby girl – what a strange coincidence considering the bad blood between cruise & shields – i sure hope brooke had more fun screaming & shouting like normal than katie trying to keep it all quiet…as details flow in – i will post them! rock & blog on people! what a crazy day!



PEOPLE.COM reports…

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have welcomed their first child together, two inside sources have told PEOPLE. No other details are immediately available.

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  • karen

    it wasn’t a pillow afterall!

  • divadi

    you mean a basketball…

  • http://www.rockontop.com Ed

    But precisely WHEN was it born?

  • http://popbytes.com/ mk

    as far as i know – i heard 3am…

  • sln

    First things first, I wanted to say I love your site! Sorry it took so long to comment.
    Second, I still think Tom is off his knocker a bit, but I wanted to make sure it’s known that Katie is allowed to make noise during birth, it’s everyone else that is supposed to remain silent and move in a slow manner. I’m not a believer in Scientology, but I believe the media has a way of blowing stuff like this way out of proportion.
    Anyhoo, back to your wonderful popbytes! Cheers!

  • amy

    I think the name Suri sounds terrible, did they even say the name out loud before they considered it. It doesn’t matter what the name means if it sounds bad when you say it.

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