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It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!

It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!
July 14, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while now, which kind of makes sense since she’s been talking about moving there forever now. Except of course we didn’t believe her because … LiLo. After a while, you’re just conditioned to certain patterns. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Lindsay actually is in London permanently now (read: until her goodwill dries up and she needs to jump ship) and has vowed to no longer act like an unprofessional nut bar …

“I’m at a place in my life where I like the commitment. I’m looking forward to that part of it,” the Mean Girls star said. But as she has a reputation for flaking on her work, she insisted, “That’s not going to happen. It’s not the in cards.”

Huh, you sure about that? Either way, I stand by my assessment above: Lindsay will remain in London and be all happy and cheerful about it until her usual pattern of behavior burns every last bridge around her and she ends up running off to another city. Because once again, Lindsay refuses to acknowledge that a large part of her problem stems from her own self-destructive habits, and instead blames everyone else … different city, same old story!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.