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It’s Getting Sad Now: Jennifer Love Hewitt

It’s Getting Sad Now: Jennifer Love Hewitt
April 11, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Jennifer Love Hewitt

All right, you know that person at the bar who stays way too late into the night, will flirt endlessly with anyone who gives them even the slightest glance, and carries around three engagement rings in her purse on the off chance the guy/girl they’re shmoozing is somehow dumb enough ignore all the signs that this person is batshit insane? Because that’s who Jennifer Love Hewitt has become. Someone who has decided that she can get more flies with desperation than honey or vinegar. It’s gotten so bad that she’ll now go see Dancing With the Stars just so she can try and ensnare Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Why Maksim? Because he’s there. That’s the only reason why. Page Six reports:

Jennifer Love Hewitt had her eye on Dancing With the Stars hunk Maksim Chmerkovskiy on Monday night. Our spy at the show said The Client List star was in the audience and “trying to get Maksim’s attention. She was wearing a skintight dress, sitting front-row and smiling at him all night.” During the show, Hewitt also told host Tom Bergeron that she was rooting “for Maks.” Also in the audience were John Stamos, Nia Vardalos and Rita Wilson.

When people are interested in each other and want to date, they usually try to hang out with them beforehand and get to know them, and then gauge whether or not you think you could love and commit to them for a long term period of time. Jennifer, on the other hand, is still stuck in the idea that you can turn spontaneous school girl crushes into endless loves without any in-depth knowledge of the person other than an idealized, superficial construct of their personality. And I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, she’s just one girl, is that so bad?” Until you realize that between Twihards and Beliebers, we’ve raised a generation of emotionally stunted morons who will never grow out of unrealistic romance. Good job!

Jennifer Love Hewitt