If there’s one thing you can count on from Kim Kardashian, it’s that she will constantly post pictures of herself on every social media website she can think of, and said pictures will always be … a little ‘off’ looking, let’s just put it that way. Anyway, the other day Kim posted a shot of herself, talking about how ‘skinny” she looked, until someone over at RadarOnline dug up the original picture and noticed a few creative decisions. Other than the sepia filter. Which reminds me, what the sh!t is with the sepia filter? That’s not a fond family memory from yesterday you greasy beast, it’s a picture from four years ago and also you might have photoshopped it …
But upon further examination, major differences between the way the picture looked Tuesday and how it did four years ago led many to speculate the mother-of-one might have made tweaks to the pic to enhance it. Among the differences: A missing zipper on the back of her dress, a noticeably thinner arm, a special glow to her skin and the disappearance of her hair fuzz/edges.
Just for laughs, I took the two images, plopped them into photo-editing software, and layed one over the other. And yeah, there a few differences, shall we say. As in, her boobs magically pop out for no discernible reason whatsoever. That’s not even one of those differences you can only spot with the CSI-style ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE feature. You can literally look at both picture from across a room and tell that things were moved around. I get that Kim is a narcissist to the point where she may some day actually drown trying to kiss her own reflection in a pool, but at least subtle it up a slosh.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 15, 2014