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Is Jay Z talking smack about Kim Kardashian’s wedding?

Is Jay Z talking smack about Kim Kardashian’s wedding?
May 23, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding is this weekend, so if over the next couple days you sense an encroaching, inescapable feeling of dread and despair, that’s what’s happening. (Have you made peace with your lord? No? Oh dear …) Anyway, Kim has been pretty adamant about having Jay Z and Beyoncé at her wedding, which is hilarious because Beyoncé quite clearly hates her. According to RadarOnline, she’s even gone so far as to talk sh!t about her tacky-ass wedding behind her back …

“Jay thinks the entire Kimye wedding is a joke and it’s being blown way out of proportion,” an insider told Radar. “He likes Kanye and Kim, but totally talks smack about them behind their backs. When he was asked about the wedding he just laughed and said, ‘The circus goes to Paris!’”

A circus? Really? No, I wouldn’t say that. Circuses are entertaining. People like circuses. And at least with a circus you don’t have to worry that the seventh seal has been broken and the end times are nigh. I guess what I’m saying is that the combination of Kim and Kanye in wedded bliss will doom us all. You heard it hear folks. Humanity had a good run though! Remember the Renaissance? The information age? Cronuts? Good times. Goooooooooooood times.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.