introducing JENGELINA…oh my word!



good morning! below is a popbytes exclusive (oh my gosh i rarely use that word!) look at jengelina aka jennifer aniston photoshopped with a few subtle angelina jolie features which debuts in this week’s STAR magazine! i totally had to do a double take on the picture…at first i thought it was real and jen had gone and lost her mind BUT this is an enhanced composite of the two ladies…i repeat this is merely a vision of what could be…if ms. aniston was actually a lunatic! who knows when this ‘rivalry’ between aniston & jolie will finally end?



maybe when jen finds herself a good man to be with (i’m sorry but vince vaughn just didn’t cut it – she can totally do better) check out the poll below – my vote out of the three would be for jake gyllenhaal – they’d be a hot couple plus they were already in a movie together (‘the good girl’) anyways you must have a chuckle at the picture below – oh my word – what some of these magazines are coming up with these days is way too much! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!

a friend says that jen goes through “dozens of scripts every week” but is rarely offered a top role. “the biggest offers jen gets are to do her own tv series,” the friend says. “but she considers that a step back. and she’s gotten some movie scripts that she’s heard angelina is also considering, and she won’t touch them. the last thing she wants is to compete with angelina – and then lose!”

PS check out this interview that jen did with people magazine…







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  • carolynlee

    THIS IS BEYOND REDICULOUS . Whats next ? Should , will she be getting new body parts , new organs , a new brain ? I know she has a lot of money that is going nowhere to benefit anything but her own selfcentered , insecurities . But surely we won’t be given more stories of her new , and improved looks .

  • BAMZS Fan

    OMG— This is too funny. Someone should warn folks in Australia about a possible Tsunamia effect when Jengelica sees this. She will be screaming at the ocean with such force even with her new nose :-)

  • Anonymous

    Just two words for you, sweetheart.. SHUT UP!!

  • nev

    ridiculous and MEAN to do that to her.

  • Timmy G

    This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • wtf

    disgusting and so mean

  • http://conversationsfamouswriters.blogspot.com/ distressedbluejeans

    Thats hilarious! The nose looks pretty good but the lips are crazy!
    She insists she just got her deviated septum fixed but come on, I bet we see her out and about with a thinner, pointer nose in a few weeks. Good for her though. Change what you dont like if you have the money to do it!
    xx

  • http://babeaudit.com BabeAuditor

    How could they know what to composite if they don’t know what she’s had done? (besides the nose job for a “deviated sceptum”)

  • Anonymous

    I’m not crazy about Jake like a lot of girls so thats not why Im saying this… but they would make a truly AWFUL couple. I can totally see her with John Cusack though.

  • Anonymous

    well, now she’s got angie’s beautiful nose and lips so it looks a little better. it’s jen’s chin that just throws her entire face off and is a turned of. it doesn’t matter what plastic surgery jen does for her face if her chin is still there is not going to see an improvement. i think if she does something to her long chin, with angie’s nose and lips, she will look good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WOW

    Jennifer sure uglied up Angelina in a tenth of a New York second. DAMN!

  • Kathie

    “Someone should warn folks in Australia about a possible Tsunamia effect when Jengelica sees this.”
    LMAO – ;D
    Some you guys are so funny!

  • Mo

    That’s not hot!

  • GQtaste

    If Matthew is 6′ then I’m Stevie Wonder! The dude is closer to 5’9 or 5’8. And Johnny is closer to 6’4.

  • shiloh

    I’ve never been able to look at her… She looks like Ronald McDonald in drag!

  • Cypress

    She’s going to improve or change her looks for whom? Two gay guys and that talentless moron..? hahaha

  • SymmetryIs Beauty

    Thank GOD CHINnifer MANiston FINALLY decided to trim down her all too humongous snot-locker!! I’ve never really understood why she’s not only so famous (she’s never really made any memorable movies), but also WHY she’s considered to be SO BEAUTIFUL??? She’s so homely!! One of the homeliest actresses I’ve ever seen!! It’s not meant to be an attack on her as a person since I don’t know her….but just from what I’ve seen, she looks like a man in drag like Sarah Jessica BARKER. Their noses. Their GIANT CHINS!! They’re just eyesores… It throws the look of their entire faces. Now, I’m NOT saying they should look like a barbie doll, just have a more proportionate face. Symmetry IS beauty, and since looking as beautiful as possible is a giant part of Maniston’s chosen profession, one wonders WHY she TOOK SO LONG….
    She’s not all too honest either…As fixing a deviated septum is NOT the same having a rhinoplasty…
    The picture above really only looks like an improvement if one were to cover the face from the lips on down….The lips look disproportionate ly large and NOTHING was done about that ditch-digger CHIN!!!
    *chuckle* If you’re familiar w/photoshop BTW, upon closer look, you could also spot the brushmarks along the new nose too…Almost has that “I Love Lucy” clay nose look

  • Lynn

    Sure looks like Star’s running out of stories. What is the point of all this anyway? I’m not a fan of Jennifer Aniston, but I was just thinking–isn’t it possible that only the fans and the gossip rags are the ones who are unhealthily obsessed with Brangelina and make up stories about how Jen is feeling?

  • Morgan

    seriously, can I have all of those guys? Please? Pretty please??

  • ZListers

    Aniston is a JOKE

  • Ginger

    Wow! She looks so much better!!!!

  • Woah

    PHOTO SHOPPED!!

  • Steph

    That is so mean! I just watched Tyra Banks explain how she felt when she saw unflattering photos of herself in a tabloid recently. To PhotoShop me to resemble my ex-husband’s girlfriend?!? I can’t imagine how much that could hurt someone.

  • Alicia

    Is it really unhealthy to be obsessed with Brad and Angelina? Isn’t like, the whole country pretty much obsessively following every happening of their relationship? It just means Jennifer Aniston loves celebrity gossip as much as the rest of us.

  • ronnie

    I find it amazing that many of the individuals who posted comments actually believe this tabloid generated mockery. It is ordinary people who lead boring ldull lives who pay to read this crap and live through the lives of others. Sadly it happens to be actors, reality stars, rappers and others who chose to live their lives in the public eye. Jennifer A did not have the plastic surgery to enhance her lips or change her nose that was photo shopped but the amount of individuals who made outlandish comments about her appearance are morons. I wonder what they look like…maybe exactly like they read in their comments..ugly, lonely and sad.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, that’s such a dumb spread. Gimme a break. She had a deviated septum fixed which is a problem I have — it’s hard being stuffy all the time, and no she didn’t change her nose, or get new boobs. Look at the dress; she’s being pushed up.
    How misleading but then again people who read this rag know it’s just for fun and they get odid these things, but gimme a break. Pay attention to the wording, guys, hahaha.

  • Rosemary

    well you must admit she looks better now. And i definately see the resemblance. I wonder if she walked in with a picture of angelina and said i want that nose or found someone else with it too and showed a picture of that person’s?

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