Instagram hates Rihanna’s boobs

Instagram hates Rihanna’s boobs
April 30, 2014 JEREMY FEIST


Full disclosure, I don’t have an Instagram account and I’ve never had one. Mostly because I don’t get the point of them. Just because you put a sepia filter on your photos, doesn’t mean you’re #blessed. It means you paid .99 cents for a dumb app to make your photos look worse than they already were. Anyway, now Instagram has decided its too big for its britches by telling Rihanna, one of their more famous users, to stop posting photos with her nipples in them even though celebrity nipples constitute 99.5% of the internet’s usage. TMZ reports …

Rihanna posted topless snaps Tuesday from her photo shoot with Lui, a French skin mag — and within an hour IG yanked ’em down … because they violated rules against nudity. Our Instagram sources tell us Rihanna got an email that basically warned her … keep your clothes on or risk having your account permanently shut down. But like a bikini trying to contain her boobs — IG couldn’t stop RiRi … and she just posted the banned nudes on Twitter instead.

And honestly, why shouldn’t she post her boobs? She’s perfectly okay with it, her fans know what they’re in for, and at least she isn’t uploading more pictures of her food on the internet. I mean really, what’s the point of that? Am I supposed to guess what your food tastes like? Because I’m pretty sure it tastes like pretentiousness.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.