inside paris hilton’s prison hell!



good morning boys & girls! this week’s STAR magazine is all about the whole paris hilton going to prison scenario – the start of her prison time is only weeks away (june 5th) unless her lame attempt at an appeal goes through – girlfriend should just buckle down and serve the time – i’m all ready to be on prison watch – 45 fun filled days & nights with: lesbian gangs, group showers, strip searches, and filthy bedding! if she’s in prison i doubt she’ll be doing any promotion for the new season of the simple life which premieres on E! on may 28th! i wonder what nicole richie has to say about her BFF possibly heading to the big house (maybe she should join her – gosh they can film another season of ‘the simple life’ – the jailbird edition!)



at the top the magazine finally gives a break to angelina jolie & brad pitt by claiming everything is ok – with ms. jolie giving him a second chance…at the bottom we’ve got sheryl crow adopting a baby (that’s news to me – and i’m a huge fan of ms. crow’s) then there’s lindsay lohan back on the party train with a cocaine & ecstasy binge – and last there’s jessica simpson who isn’t wearing a fat suit – she looks terrible these days – overly tan and getting chunky – i miss the ‘old’ jessica – she has looked much better in the past – hopefully she’ll ditch scuzzy boyfriend john mayer and pull herself back together! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!



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  • paul

    Toss her in the cooler and throw away the key.

  • Lee Dwyer

    She deserves everything.If she loses her appeal, they should double it!!
    Why can she flaunt the law. Is she that stupid “she didn’t read the papers.Now she is insulting blondes. this time I hope $$$ can’t buy freedom. She has disgraced herself enough!!

  • brian

    throw her in jail and toss the key away

  • mark

    I would like to think that Paris aka(The Painfull One)does hard time but as usuall she will go in there and get the star treatment…Private cell with all the bells and whistles…
    This woman is a disgrace to the Hilton family name..The name Hilton always stood for elegence and class now it might as well just be a cheap $2.00 hotel after she has destroyed its name..
    Conrad must be turning in his grave…Do us all a favour you moron and just dissapear from our lives you stuck up..spoilt little brat..

  • Serge

    She needs to be in the general prison population for fairness and to maximize her learning experience. Also they need to put her a cell block with all African American male guards so we can potentially get a better sex tape out of her. That one we would all watch. I could just hear ” Here’s that Tuna sandwich you wanted, and here’s another one baby and another. She would be very sticky at the end and will have learned an important lesson.

  • http://parishiltonsprisondiary.com Paris

    I have already started my diary!
    http://parishiltonsprisondiary.com
    xxxoooxxxooo
    Paris H!

  • sally o sink

    Dear Ms. Paris Hilton: When you are released from prison, I have a wonderful idea for your cause: I am a minister’s wife who is bipolar. I have had this disease for 8 years now. Only someone like you could take up the cause and be a voice for us and help educate people on what is like to be in a body as if you had two minds. They still look at me as some kind of freak. I try to live it secretively. I go to my psychiatrist every month and I am on 5 antipsychotic medications. I went on a manic trip lasting for 6 months and credit carded myself into bankruptcy. My husband’s is declining because of me. Yes, I have thought suicide because we have no money and do not see a way out. Please pray the Lord will give us strength. My husband had a heart attack last year and I know it is because of me. He has to remind me to take a bath, and basically do everything else. I feel I have a bond with you. A manic/depressive, ie, bipolar, person sometimes lives life on earth as pure hell. I know where I am going when I die – to heave to be with my sweet Jesus and I won’t have two brains fighting, just peace. Some days, I can hardly get out of bed. I was misdiagnosed for 13 years as just being severely depressed. I went to a femali psychiatrist who diagnosed me correctly as being bipolar. I feel so sorry for you. Even if you have money, it will never, ever take away the disease. It might help it be better to deal with (I sure would like to try it – I get 600.00 a month from disability and all of that goes for medication). I would love to help you with your cause for bipolarism. Honestly, the Lord laid this on my heart this morning to try to get in touch with you. I pray for you daily. I have institutionalized 3 times for things I have done to myself because of my disease I could only tell you (of course my husband and doctor know ) because I am ashamed of them.I know what it is like to sit beside someone who is a murderer, streetwalker, abuser, dangerous, and that keeps me humble and realize we are all equal at the FOOT OF THE CROSS. You are like a little lost sheep, but guess who holds you in his arms! Our sweet Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!
    With lots of prayer and lovel Rev. Mark and Mrs. Sally O. Sink
    1-336-883-1277
    100 Birch Tree Lane
    Thomasville, NC 27369

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