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inside paris hilton’s prison hell!

inside paris hilton’s prison hell!
May 9, 2007 MICHAEL KNUDSEN



good morning boys & girls! this week’s STAR magazine is all about the whole paris hilton going to prison scenario – the start of her prison time is only weeks away (june 5th) unless her lame attempt at an appeal goes through – girlfriend should just buckle down and serve the time – i’m all ready to be on prison watch – 45 fun filled days & nights with: lesbian gangs, group showers, strip searches, and filthy bedding! if she’s in prison i doubt she’ll be doing any promotion for the new season of the simple life which premieres on E! on may 28th! i wonder what nicole richie has to say about her BFF possibly heading to the big house (maybe she should join her – gosh they can film another season of ‘the simple life’ – the jailbird edition!)



at the top the magazine finally gives a break to angelina jolie & brad pitt by claiming everything is ok – with ms. jolie giving him a second chance…at the bottom we’ve got sheryl crow adopting a baby (that’s news to me – and i’m a huge fan of ms. crow’s) then there’s lindsay lohan back on the party train with a cocaine & ecstasy binge – and last there’s jessica simpson who isn’t wearing a fat suit – she looks terrible these days – overly tan and getting chunky – i miss the ‘old’ jessica – she has looked much better in the past – hopefully she’ll ditch scuzzy boyfriend john mayer and pull herself back together! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!