In case you forgot: Kim Kardashian is a whore!

I’m not going to write about Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries (save for this sentence … are we meta yet?) because I don’t want to give the whore attention for the wedding she had solely for the sake of receiving attention rather than love. Also, fuck that skank. That being said, I will write about how Joel McHale is reveling in how much the entire Kardashian family hates him for constantly calling them whores (because they are. They are all whores. All of them. Just in case you forgot) and how he’s been banned from discussing Kim’s sex tape on The Soup. You know, the sex tape that “accidentally” leaked in order to start her career? That one.

“I know the Kardashians don’t like me. No one has said ‘how dare you,’ reality stars without exception have come up to me and have said ‘Thank you for making fun of me,’” he tells the gossip blog. “We made so much fun of Jake Pavelka, and he responded by coming on the show. With the Kardashians we’re not allowed to say they have a sex tape anymore because the network flips out. Tyra Banks was the only one that tried to make us not feature her show on ours, but then she changed her tune, and then she went off the air, much to our great disappointment.” SOURCE

So basically, the whore got mad because someone called her a whore. Gee, really? Look Kim, I know you’re trying to paint yourself as the good girl, but here’s the thing: Good girls don’t fake the leaking of a sex tape where Ray J pees on them in order to score a gig on E! and then pretends they didn’t. They also don’t sell their fake wedding out to a reality TV show, so please, by all means, blow it your ass.

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