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I’m Pretty Sure This Is Considered A Hate Crime …

I’m Pretty Sure This Is Considered A Hate Crime …
January 3, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

It’s official: Kim Kardashian has inflicted her first “single” onto humanity. I am so sorry. There’s no way someone can deliberately show this to someone without being hauled off for musical assault or something like that. Is that a real thing? Auditory manslaughter? Yeah, that sounds vaguely lawyer-y.

Anyway, backstory: Kim Kardashian dropped this turd into the punchbowl of society at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas, and it’s … bad. Really bad. Remember when Paris Hilton tried to sing and failed miserably? Same basic principle. Well, for now I’m just gonna turn myself into the police. Hopefully, I can plea bargain them down to death by firing squad.