i just don’t believe tom cruise

i just don’t believe tom cruise
April 13, 2006 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

do you? so tomorrow night (friday) is the much hyped diane sawyer interview with tom cruise – who cares – seriously – we all know it’s gonna be one canned ‘happy’ response after the next – they keep teasing us with the whole oh so we hear katie’s father isn’t happy about this at all… – what do you think tom will say? oh yeah diane…you’re so right – katie’s father is freaking out – his eyeballs are bulging out of his skull – this is an interview that we all know how it will end before it even begins! so one admission that will come out is that their spawn will not have a catholic baptism (sorry holmes family) no surprise there at all – below cruise expounds on the whole baptism…

No (baptism). No, I mean you can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist. But we’re just Scientologists.

please – you have to be kidding me! i think l. ron hubbard is rolling over in his spaceship grave and ‘freak-me-out’ (a la ‘tickle-me-elmo) xenu is laughing his alien head off! yeah i so bet scientologists just love the fact that tom thinks you can be catholic or jewish AND STILL BE a scientologist! i seriously doubt this is true or what the ‘center’ would want – i certainly don’t see jesus & xenu fitting into the same story at all…and to take it to the other side – i doubt the priests or rabbis would be down with even a bit of dualism amongst their ‘religions’ – so if you can bear to hear more of this then please do tune in tomorrow night – popbytes is so over & done with today – check you all tomorrows – xxoo!