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Hulk Hogan’s sex tape hits the web!

Hulk Hogan’s sex tape hits the web!
October 5, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

The internet is nothing if not the great equalizer, in that it doesn’t matter how rich, successful or famous you are, chances are someone somewhere out there is looking at pictures and video of you naked. Case in point: Hulk Hogan‘s sex tape finally hit the web, Gawker has already posted a one-minute snippet of it (NSFW, natch), which makes it seem like Hulk had no idea he was being filmed, so of course Hulk is sending them a cease-and-desist letter, because using legal action to draw attention to something on the web makes it go away forever. TMZ reports:

Gawker posted a minute-long clip of the sex tape on its website yesterday — but sources close to Hogan tell TMZ, it won’t be up for long … because Hogan’s currently drafting a nasty cease-and-desist letter to the website, demanding the footage be taken down. Hogan’s claiming the site has no right to post the footage — and if it doesn’t remove it, he’ll sue. Hulk’s lawyer David R. Houston tells TMZ, “This tape was made secretly without Hulk’s knowledge or permission. We are going to do everything in our power to figure out who did it. Anyone displaying the tape will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.”

For the record, I watched it because I have no shame, and also you guys ate up the Octomom sex tape so you can’t judge me on this one. I have to say, that is the most civilized, bureaucratic banging I have ever seen. “Good eve, m’lady? Perchance may I rest my thermos twixt thy supple legs for a spell? Much appreciated … uh … uh … there we are. Well, t’was a pleasure madame. Perchance I may see you at the cotillion at Lord Feffershire’s estate? ‘Til then! *Flies away on an umbrella*”

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape