One thing I absolutely love about Hugh Jackman is that he’s kind of on the line between butch muscle daddy and theater queen. I mean, the guy can tear out your throat and not even blink, but more likely than not he’ll just break out into a rendition of La Vie Boheme. Anyway, Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw to promote Real Steel (I’m assuming both of those things are gay porn titles) when he accidentally broke a guy’s jaw during a staged punch. The Huffington Post reports:
The star ended up in the corner of underdog wrestler Zach Ryder as he took on Dolph Ziggler, a heel wrestler known for antagonizing the audience and his opponents. He extended the annoyance to Jackman, intentionally confusing his famed Marvel X-Men character with Batman. So Jackman made him pay. “land in Bikini Bottom 9:30 am, MRI scheduled for 1 pm…..possible fractured jaw #thanksBatman” Ziggler tweeted on Tuesday, apparently so disoriented by the punch that he thought he was Spongebob Squarepants. “hairline mandibular fracture. Guess i’ll put my chipotle in a blender for a few weeks, its not ballet #HEEL > heal,” he added later in the day, confirming the injury.
And that’s why you don’t piss off Wolverine, or interrupt him when he’s mid-Take Me or Leave Me. “Dammit Ziggler! Do you have any idea how hard it is for one man to sing a duet between two lesbians, when he’s not even a mezzo-soprano? May this punch to the jaw hurt almost as much as when Collin lost Angel! KAPOW!” (I’m really leaning hard on the fake conversations today, aren’t I? Last one of the day, I swear.)