Hugh Jackman: Attacked by a pube-wielding stalker!

Hugh Jackman: Attacked by a pube-wielding stalker!
April 15, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Hugh Jackman

In what is easily one of the most messed up celebrity stories I’ve ever heard, Hugh Jackman was reportedly attacked by a crazed stalker who burst into his gym, declared her love for him, then reached into her pants and pulled out an electric razor full of her pubes which she threw at him. Why? Because … yeah, why? NY Daily News reports …

Katherine Thurston, 47, told cops she came to New York two months ago determined to become the married Les Misérables star’s second wife. “I want to marry him,” Thurston told NYPD Detective Frank Francisco, according to a criminal complaint. “This is not against the law. It is not against the law to have two wives.”

Thurston was arraigned Sunday night in Manhattan Criminal Court on misdemeanor charges of menacing, stalking, harassment and trespassing. She was also charged with criminal possession of a weapon — the black electric shaver she went after Jackman with.

In case you’re wondering: Yes, it gets so much worse …

On March 6, Thurston went to the school where Jackman’s 7-year-old daughter, Ava, is enrolled and confronted the actor’s wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, outside.“I’m going to marry your husband,” she told Furness, according to police.

So, basically she harrassed the guy’s wife at his daughter’s school, then assaulted him with pubic hair. WHAT A CATCH.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.