Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris’ wedding is back on

Remember Crystal Harris? She was that Playboy Playmate who backed out of her wedding to Hugh Hefner at the last minute, then spent every waking hour afterwards bad-mouthing him. So of course they’re getting married because this sounds like a healthy, loving relationship. LA Times reports:

The 86-year-old and the 26-year-old are allegedly engaged again and aiming to say their vows on New Year’s Eve, sources told TMZ over the weekend. Apparently time apart from Hef taught Harris to be more independent, something she thought she needed, the sources said. The ceremony is supposed to be a small one, with close friends and family only. That’s in contrast to the 300-person extravaganza that was planned last time around. Love has been in the air for a while, it seems.

“Yes @hughhefner and I are back together. Yes I am his #1 girl again. Yes we are happy. Hope that clears up any confusion! xo,” Harris tweeted this past June, around the time she’s rumored to have moved back into the Playboy Mansion.

Amazing. Not only is this bitch gold-digging so hard she’s managed to tunnel through the earth’s mantle and is currently scooping out the liquid core of the planet, but Hugh has an entire mansion full of women desperate to feign love for money, and he chose the one who went on the record to say how terrible he was in bed. Just … wow. Super well done, bravo Crystal!

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

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