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How the Gosselins stole Christmas!

How the Gosselins stole Christmas!
December 3, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

So as it turns out, subjecting your kids to round-the-clock filming might actually screw them up and turn them into violent brats. Don’t believe me? Well, after their kids got Das Boot from school for violent behavior, Jon and Kate Gosselin are now getting angry phone calls from parents after the Gosselin kids told all their classmates that Santa Claus isn’t real and that their parents lied to them.

“The kids don’t believe in Santa Claus, and they’re telling other kids at school that there is no Santa Claus,” a close friend of the family told RadarOnline.com. Children as young as six were told that “your parents are lying to you,” causing reality TV dad Jon to receive calls from stunned parents upset that Santa Claus was exposed as a fraud. SOURCE

Kids, don’t be silly. Of course there’s a Santa Claus! Now go hang those stockings by the chimney with care and make some cookies, okay? Okay.

… Are they gone? Oh thank God. Yeah, Santa isn’t real. Or the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. Good, glad we got that out of the – Oh shit, the kids are still reading this, aren’t they?