WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
 

How pregnant is Jessica Simpson?

How pregnant is Jessica Simpson?

As I’m sure most of you remember, Jessica Simpson signed a multi-million dollar deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight, only to immediately turn around and put another baby inside of her, which is … sort of the total opposite of losing baby weight. But whatever, she’s still happy and healthy, so I really can’t- wait, what? That’s what her baby bump looks like already? Exactly how far along is she? Did she and Eric Johnson celebrate the birth of the first baby by just doing it non-stop while the doctors cut the cord? “Congratulations Miss Simpson, it’s a beautiful ba- OH WHAT THE WHAT?! At least let us sew everything back together again!”

Jessica Simpson