Pop culture is so awesome, you guys. We idolize no talent famewhores and celebrate people for doing nothing. Hurray! Most recently, Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson‘s mama June Thompson has been praised for losing 100 pounds by doing just that; nothing! Except, she actually did something — which is why all those headlines that say she did it “without going to the gym” are misleading. Nobody needs a gym, surgery or diet pills to lose weight. True story!
Mama June told TMZ:
“I haven’t done any surgeries … no diet pills … never went to the gym, but with the show I’ve been more active. They have me running around and going different places … I guess it’s paying off!”
So basically, the bitch got her fat ass off the couch. That’s actually all it takes to go from sedentary to active and start losing weight. So simple, even a road kill eating reality star can do it.