Quantcast
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

Hollywood marriages are exploding?

Hollywood marriages are exploding?
July 6, 2011 MICHAEL KNUDSEN
Hollywood Marriages Explode - Star Magazine
<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/fun/which-couple-will-get-divorced-first/question-1951463/" title="Which couple will get divorced first?">Which couple will get divorced first?</a>

Oh Star magazine, please tell us something we don’t already know! Of course 99% of all Hollywood marriages end up in divorce! The latest cover from this week is featuring three couples supposedly on the brink of heading to Splitsville …

Katy Perry & Russell Brand (LONELY!)

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher (CHEATER!)

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner (DRUNK GAMBLER!)

I seriously can’t decide which couple might get divorced first (I believe Demi & Ashton have been together the longest?), so I’ve decided to get all crazy and added in a poll to the right, so cast your vote now! I’ll be sure to keep a close eye on all three couples, as should you!

Marriages exploding is by far the least scary topic featured by the magazine this week, the scariest is the very thought of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez producing offspring which makes me ill!

For a bonus, the magazine is bringing us Botox stars (Nicole Kidman?) and frozen faces with fourteen ‘amazing’ photos, that’s not quite the verb I would use to describe ’em but to each his own!

Hollywood Marriages Explode - Star Magazine