Hogan Knows Incest!

You know, I’m starting to see why Hulk Hogan divorced his wife; and the reasons would make Oedipus get an eye-transplant just so he could gouge those suckers out again. Below is the promo for the XBox 360 game Def Jam Rapstar, which is apparently being marketed towards people who want to sleep with members of their family.

LOL WUT.

The video includes, among other things, Hulk Hogan wearing too few clothes, staring at his son’s daughter Brooke’s bouncing ass, then whipping his dick out at the camera while his daughter watches. Call me crazy, but the look on her face is less “disgust” and more “Dagum, Cleetus, put that there thang away, ya hear? We gots ta keep it classy an’ re-spek-ta-bull. Save it fer when we git back home.” All I’m saying is if my Dad ever pulled it out in front of me, he’d be in a home faster than you could say “child abuse lawsuit”.

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