hey perez, why don’t you have a seat over there?

hey perez, why don’t you have a seat over there?
June 16, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Yeeeeeeah, Perez Hilton … remember that time you were all like “Hey, these pictures of Miley Cyrus, who is SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD, make it look like she’s not wearing any underwear and you can see up her dress. Why don’t I post these upskirt photos of Miley Cyrus’ privates on Twitter for everyone to see? Ha ha ha!” and then you did just that? Well, the police wanna have a word with you!

In the daily grind of being Perez Hilton, posting upskirt photos of celebrities is a fairly common task that probably gets little editorial scrutiny. When one of said celebrities is 17-year-old Miley Cyrus, however, lots of serious legal implications regarding child pornography become involved — as the infamous blogger is now finding out. Hilton posted a photo of Cyrus, apparently sans underwear, and now some are speculating he may find himself in jail thanks to the photo post. SOURCE

Sure, he tracked back on it and started posting pictures that “proved” she was wearing underwear, but at this point, this is like getting drunk and running over a homeless person, and then explaining to the cops that you had a green light, so really, it’s not your fault he’s roadkill! Yeah, that excuse doesn’t work. On the plus side, I hear prisoners love it when you doodle jizz stains on their face!