I honestly have nothing to add to this. It’s Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Drunkenly dancing with a goddamn plant. Honestly, that’s a joke in and of itself. Anything more than that and you’re just rubbing it in.
The reigning queen of drunken Jersey Shore antics seriously upped her game at a bar in Seaside Heights on Saturday — by sloppily dancing with a decorative plant like it was a juiced-up gorilla version of Mark Ballas. So far, no comment from the plant. SOURCE
*Presses thumb, fore- and middle-finger to lips and blows a kiss* Muah. Perfection. Abso-fucking-lute perfection. On a side note, that plant later died of every single venereal disease known to man.