With The Hills having been finally, blissfully canceled last year and Speidi still clinging to relevance, Heidi Montag is apparently trying her best to get on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Honestly, she’d be a perfect fit, as long as you just ignore that “Real” part … oh wait, scratch that, she would be a perfect fit for the show.
Sources claim the blonde bombshell and her husband Spencer Pratt (of course) met with Real Housewives execs on Tuesday. “We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat,” Spencer told Radar. “We would be psyched if this happened for us.” Heidi was reportedly offered a spot to compete on Dancing with the Stars but had to turn down the offer due to a contractual agreement she signed when working on The Hills. She was “devastated,” although her tumultuous marriage to Spencer has kept her occupied and in the spotlight. SOURCE
I’ve never actually witnessed a single episode of The Real Housewives of anything, so I’m not really sure how it would happen, but if I had to guess, it would involve a bunch of surgically-enhanced women with baseball catcher’s mitt skin calling each other “prostitute”, “whore” and “prostitution whore”. Alright, how far off was I here?