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Surgery makes Famewhore Barbie feel like this —> :(

Surgery makes Famewhore Barbie feel like this —> :(
December 21, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

As we draw nearer and nearer to Heidi Montag‘s body’s first birthday, it seems Famewhore Barbie is still bitching and moaning about how getting ten plastic surgeries in one day for the sake of attention might not have been the best idea ever. In fact, it’s so bad that Heidi can’t talk without Spencer Pratt shoving his arm up her ass and working her jaw.



SOURCE | LIFE & STYLE

Heidi Montag was seeking perfection when she famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in November 2009. Now a year later, Heidi reveals her operation-room battle wounds for the first time to Life & Style. “Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery,” she told Life & Style exclusively at a photo shoot on Dec. 2. “This is not what I signed up for.”



The former Hills star reveals a series of unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.



“The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek,” Heidi tells Life & Style. “People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body.”



Heidi says the scars are constant reminders that she made a big mistake. “I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.” SOURCE

It’s so true; Heidi’s career took a huge dive after she went from “That blonde whore on The Hills” to “That blonde whore on The Hills who had lots of plastic surgery”. I guess it could be worse though: She could have been “That whore on The Hills nobody remembers” or “That whore on The Hills who can’t look down”. Yeah, you know it’s bad when every cast member of your show can be accurately described as some version of “That whore”.


SOURCE | LIFE & STYLE