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Heidi Klum (probably) won’t get married again

Heidi Klum

We’re still reeling from Heidi Klum’s divorce from Seal. Will we really never see another duet at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show?

And who gets custody of the Halloween party? There are still so many unanswered questions. Well, one thing we know for sure, thanks to February’s Marie Claire, is that Heidi will most likely not get married again. When asked about it, Klum said, “I don’t think so. No. No. I wanted to keep the memory of our wedding alive every year, that’s why I thought it would be fun to get married over and over. But now I don’t think it’s that important. I’m not angry about anything, but I don’t think I will. Maybe if I’m with someone for 15 or 20 years, and we do it in our old age as a fun thing to do…But I don’t have the urgency anymore.”

How sad but can’t you really blame her? He did accuse her of sleeping with the help after all.

Klum also discussed her disinterest in being a cougar, saying, “I can understand why a woman finds a young man attractive, because the truth is that when men get older, their shape changes. Younger men train more, and when the clothes come off, it is nice to look at a sexy, ripped body. But I am realistic. I’m turning 40 next year; I don’t think I could deal with waking up next to a 25-year-old.”

Yet, the most interesting tidbit in this story is not about Ms. Klum or even or ex-husband—it’s about former Project Runway judge Michael Kors. Please make sure you’re sitting down for this. “After going through three pregnancies with Heidi and two with Nina, I know more about maternity life than any man gay or straight has a right to. I am so ticklish that Heidi once chased me around the runway chairs, jumped on me, and startled me, at which point I fainted – what man wouldn’t?”

Michael Kors farts? Color us shocked.

Heidi Klum

Craig Held About Craig Held

Craig is an aspiring writer living in New York like every other aspiring writer in this world. He’d like to think that his work has been featured in a variety of publications but it hasn’t. Craig is well-versed in all things Britney Spears, Marvel Comics, and America’s Next Top Model (but he’s rather hazy on the later seasons). He can be reached on Twitter at @HauteCraigture.

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