Ha! Project Runway humor! But no seriously, Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage. In an item that was once again dropped ever so conveniently during the weekend (dammit, they know our weakness for skipping off work at five o’clock on Friday!) Heidi and Seal announced that they were separating despite being one of my personal favorite couples ever. What can I say? They’re adorable together. Or were. Us Weekly reports:
Heidi Klum and Seal are splitting after seven years together. In a joint statement to Us Weekly they confirm: “While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate. We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition. We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children’s sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy.”
Which is kind of a shame, because they always had the best Halloween costumes. They were always a huge step-up from the go-to look for celebrities, which usually involved “slutty (insert-thing-here)”. Yes, we get it, you managed to put tits on something that usually does not have tits. Good for you and your disturbingly specific fetish.