Oh my God you guys! You know that “separation” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going through that is totally real and in no way a shameless ploy to garner their washed-up asses some more attention? Well shit just went down, because Spencer totally hacked Heidi’s Twitter account! Which is totally believable despite the fact that Spencer Pratt couldn’t even turn on an iPod, no less hack a Twitter account. Here’s the “hacked” message:
@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;)! I’m closer to your age (view tweet)
Which was then followed by these two tweets:
@perezhilton I didn’t write that thing about Bieber my fame hoer x husband hacked my Twitter and wrote that he is so lame! (view tweet)
Let me be clear OMG! Spencer used my name to get a check on his book “how to be famous” I had nothing to do with it! He is the fame whore! (view tweet)
And just in case you weren’t completely convinced that this was outright lies, both ended up following this up by posting links to dating websites less than an hour apart. Oh who the hell are we kidding; if these two actually ended up getting divorced, they’d even manage to slip product placements into their trial. “Your honor, I never cheated on my wife! I loved her! Just like I love the taste of Coke Zero! It has a great Coke taste with no calories, and I’m pretty sure this formula won’t give you a brain tumor!”
