You know that saying about how the definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results each time. Well, turns out it’s true: The two-headed beast of infamy and annoyance known as Speidi is trying its hand at music again, despite the fact that the last album crapped out and sold like hotcakes, if said hotcakes were made of dog turds and orphan tears.
A year after the debut of her album Superficial, Montag has released “Heartbeat,” a synthesized dance tune. “Touch me,” she sings. “Let me know. Touch me. I don’t need. You enjoy myself. Enjoy myself to the music. Heartbeat.” As Montag, 24, told PEOPLE, “I put my heart into this music … I want to become a galaxy star.” Not one to miss out on the fun, Pratt, 27, has a couple tunes of his own that have just hit cyberspace. Shortly after his chicken wing-themed jam, “Ain’t No Thang,” made its way to the public, the former Hills star has also come out with “Go to Work,” his rap featuring Ya Boy and Pete G. SOURCE
Naturally, I’m not going to post either song or even link to them as I’m pretty sure that’s considered a hate crime in most states. However, if you’re absolutely hell-bent on it, you can always set two dollars on fire, then play live-action Angry Birds by launching yourself out of a slingshot at a brick wall. The results will be pretty much the same as if you listened to either of these two a-holes.