heather to denise: you’re dead to me!

heather to denise: you’re dead to me!
April 25, 2006 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

oh my word this is some crazy shit – seriously! this is so (needlessly) dramatic that it beats anything on wisteria lane at the moment! so on one hand we have the whole messy heather locklear & richard sambora break-up/divorce a few months back that turned all ugly with all sorts of details…torrid emails & nasty assistants and so on…

and on the other hand we have NEXT DOOR neighbors (westlake village) denise richards & charlie sheen impending divorce that got started not too long ago…and now that just got really fucking ugly on friday…restraining orders, internet addictions, death threats and so forth…oh good times in westlake village!

and now the two hands have collided in what i think is the messiest scandal we have seen in a long time when denise started hooking up with sambora! (…with these two hands coming together we could call this a messy case o’ the clap – ha!) now some pics snapped by paparazzi of them nuzzling on the beach & kissing on a balcony have surfaced! (sheen is not really my type but i would do him over sambora anyday!) this is the scandal we all desperately needed to wipe away the baby blues! (note to tabloid whore: we must be careful what we wish for!)

so richards was apparently great friends with locklear (not to mention a neighbor!) so this triangle of sorts equals pure insanity! the rumors say that richards & sambora have been an item since march and they are very serious about each other! heaven help us! richards supposedly said i’m allowed to fall in love with whoever i want. fate brought us together, and richie is the man i want to grow old with (i do wonder how long richards thinks it will take until she grows old?)

i don’t even know what to believe at this point but i SO love the headline below clipped from the latest issue of STAR magazine that will hit stores this week you’re dead to me! catfight! catfight! catfight! shit this so all needs to turn into a nasty FOX show – how is this all going to end? this is going to be one long gossip excursion and i see no quick end in sight…hold on, it’s going to be a bumpy ride! (oh bette davis) popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!