Have a very Mary (Carey) Christmas!

good evening! oh my word – i totally love & adore mary carey – you must know who i’m talking about – the pornstar who ran for governor of california – plus she does emulate mariah carey quite well (although we know ms. mimi isn’t such a huge fan of mary’s) i received and email today about mary carey’s plans to have a great holiday – i saw the picture attached and thought it would be a fun post here on popbytes – then i read the press release…so get this – she’s auctioning off her recently removed breast implants – yikes!!!

which of course sounds like a very crazy idea but let’s keep in mind it’s being done for charity – i can’t imagine how much money she’ll raise or what the winner of the auction would do with ‘em (maybe cut a hole and get off on the silicone sensation? oh my gosh – i’m being a little dirty tonight i do apologize – but i’m in a super shitty mood for a number of reasons – way too much to get into here on popbytes though – no worries – i’ll continue to carry on – let the good times roll!) below you’ll find the link to bid on her implants if that’s your thing! popbytes over & out for tonight – much love to all as always – you guys rock – xxoo!

Mary Carey, the former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, is giving holiday shoppers an opportunity to take home what could be the seasons’ best stocking stuffer – a chance to win Mary’s recently removed breast implants. The autographed implants are currently being auctioned for sale on eBay, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” said Carey. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.” Mary was a size 36-D, and has increased to a size 36-DDD.

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