Happy F*cking Halloween from Miley Cyrus!

Happy F*cking Halloween from Miley Cyrus!
October 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus' Halloween

Tomorrow is Halloween, and if you’re like me, you procrastinated for way too long and you haven’t even carved your jack-o-lantern or hemmed your costume yet. Whoops. Well, Miley Cyrus is way ahead of you, having already carved her pumpkins. And SURPRISE! They involve weed and sex.


I actually debated what exactly I found irritating about them, but you know what? I realized maybe I was just being cynical about it. Miley was basically sheltered from all the fun sh!t in the world for years, and now she’s just catching up. And you know what? Good for her! She finally tried weed and porn, realized that they were actually a lot of fun and generally harmless in moderation, and now she’s sharing that love with the world. Yes, maybe she’s going a bit overboard with it, but we all went a little bit crazy when we first discovered that stuff too. So … yay, I guess. Porn pumpkings. Atta girl, I suppose. (Actually, it’s still kind of annoying, but … well, glass houses and such.)

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.