HA: ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is losing viewers by the millions!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

I know most people would call this a Christmas miracle, but who are we kidding? That’s not for another twenty days, while the last day of Hanukkah ends this evening. So I’m calling it now: Keeping Up With The Kardashians is apparently hemorrhaging viewers by the millions, and it’s a Hanukkah miracle. L’Chei-im! RadarOnline reports …

The once-popular reality TV show has been on a steady decline over the last four seasons, and RadarOnline has the numbers to prove it. In fact, the show has lost nearly 1 million viewers per episode since Season 5. In 2010 Season 5 premiered with a whopping 4.67 million viewers and held steady with an overall season average of 3.39 million. Throughout the next three seasons the show entered into a downward spiral and Season 8 finale that aired Dec. 1, 2013 raked in a disappointing 1.96 million viewers.

Oh please oh please oh PLEASE let this be the final nail in their coffin. Let them finally be removed from TV. Let the source of Kris Jenner‘s power be taken away, and watch as the dark forces of the underworld that lent her their powers drag her into hell like Dr. Facilier in The Princess and the Frog. Oh wait, spoilers I guess? Honestly, the movie came out like four years ago. How have you not seen it yet? The bad guy gets dragged to hell by shadows! And it’s so badass!

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